Across the Street

I am at a new school that is a block away from a University. The Sonority house full of pretty young girls is across the street. I was told by a fellow teacher to close my door when I teach. She went on to tell me that the girls like to sit out and sunbathe in the nude, but thankfully only during first period. I was shocked and immediately went to my window to look across the street. To my dismay there was no one out there. Just a little patch of fake green grass and some lounge chairs. I wonder if the teacher was joking with me. I guess I will have to find out for myself.